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Joke of the Day

"If the universe was a person, s/ he would have a pretty flashy personality. Because s/ he starts everything with a big bang"

"How do you make a cat go woof Throw it in a fire (i know i know dad joke)"

"The tattoos in your shirtless avi say 'bad boy'; the flowered wallpaper behind you scream 'living in mom's sewing room'."

"I like my coffee like I like my women... Cold and bitter."

"What's green and smells like bacon? Kermit's Fingers"

"Apple have begun making prison guards... Apparently they like to lock up."

"Friends are like snowflakes If you pee on them, they disappear."

"Ask me if I'm a tomato"

"Gaming: What's the difference between a train and SONY? When the train announces an arriving ""Station"", you can see it."

"What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket full of shit? The bucket."