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Joke of the Day
"What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor."
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"Any room is a panic room if you've lost your phone in it."
"Two ships crashed in the night one ship was carrying red paint the other blue The survivors were marooned"
"How many X does it take to change a light bulb? N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!"
"What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline"
"zombies break out in nyc we aint noticing for 4 days because the motto is ""MIND YA BUSINESS"""
"Do you know what the hardest part of rollerblading is? Telling your father you are gay."
"Did you hear that Elon Musk announced plans for a restaurant on the moon? He said we can count on good food but no atmosphere."
"I've squirted this entire bottle of No More Tears shampoo in this babies face, he's still crying, babysitting is hard."
"A sentence and depression What does a ""sentence"" and ""two months of depression hoping that you didn't get your girlfriend pregnant have in common""? They both end in periods"