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Joke of the Day

"i'm the kind of person who would pretend i don't know your name but actually know what you been up to for the past 5 years per facebook."

"My identity was stolen two days ago. They called today begging for me to take it back."

"I accidently filled the escort with diesel.... And she died."

"What they told you about Mormonism is a lie Because they can't tell the truth"

"How is /r/jokes like the green movement? Reuse and Recycle"

"Fishy Technology What type of phones do fish use? . . . *Shellular*, of course..."

"What's the difference between a male and a female? (Just hear me out.) Iron."

"Why can't you fool aborted babies? Because they weren't born yesterday."

"What is a recently divorced woman's favorite fruit? Mango!"

"What do you call a group of rioters attacking a music store? Luters"