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Joke of the Day
"What happens when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence? Udder destruction."
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"MurphySnowden Law of Fluid Dynamics Everything leaks out eventually."
"So many fun things to say.....too many relatives on Facebook to post!!"
"I can't sleep; so I went out & got 2 donuts, glued them to my eyes, climbed up a tree & pretended I'm an owl."
"Hey girl are you a capri sun? Because i want to stab you."
"Sometimes I spend so much time on Twitter in the bathroom that I actually pee twice."
"So my dad posted a picture on Facebook with captioned ""Condom challenge fail"" It was a photo of me."
"Kylie Jenner's nipple goes viral She should probably see a doctor"
"make it happen."""
"My boss caught me sleeping on the job and told me to clean out my desk as if he didn't just see how lazy I am."