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Joke of the Day

"Told a girl she's more attractive when she's not wearing glasses and she said I'm also more attractive when she's not wearing glasses."

"Recycling Jesus died for our bins."

"A CRAZY PERSON IN THE WOODS Q: How does a crazy person travel through the woods? A: They take the psychopath."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Axel ! Axel who ? Axel grease !"

"Dirty: What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick in your ass."

"Some people think that the next iPhone will fail But I think it'll be a 6S."

"What is a orphans biggest dilemma when it comes to cooking? Making a homemade meal."

"What do you call a Syrian sex toy? A blowup doll"

"Did you hear about the psychic midget who is wanted by the FBI? She's a small medium at large."

"My keyboard is such a freak I fingered the shift key 5 times and gave it sticky keys."