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Joke of the Day

"I hear there's a support group for overly talkative people... It's called And On And On And On Anon"

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"My girlfriend hates my new cologne chloroform... She says it makes her drowsy and gives her a sore ass"
"Mom: I called you bc I was watching a TV show & thought of you! Me: Ya? What show? My Mom (laughing): A show about Aliens! Very funny Mom!"
"I told my GF I was buying her some diamonds for her birthday. She said that nothing would please her more. So I got her nothing."
"A young couple are in the middle of an argument... Man: ""Yeah well, your hemorrhoids are disgusting!"" Woman: ""At least they stay out of my asshole!"""
"Hot shingles in your area are looking to give your dermatomes a painfully good time!"
"You know, after all these years, I hardly remember the first girlfriend I had. I remember she was Muslim, but physically, all I can recall are the beautiful hazel eyes Jihad."
"I am the best at avoiding competition."
"Leap years mean nothing when you have bad knees."
"How do you make a cat go woof? You pour some gasoline and toss a match and WOOF!"
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