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Joke of the Day
"You ever heard the joke about the sandwich?.... ...I heard it was full of bologna"
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"I've seen: UFOs Ghosts A Two Headed Turtle Kimodo Dragons But nothing is as unbelievable to me as seeing Trump run for president."
"Why did the barber win the race? He knew a short cut."
"My wife thinks I'm too impulsive. How the hell would she know? We only met last week!"
"You want the good Dorne plotline... ...but you get da bad pussay"
"Why was the little ant confused? Because his uncles are aunts."
"You call them ""cuss words""... I call them ""sentence enhancers""."
"My son walks in on me masturbating. He asks me what am i doing. I say, don't worry son you will be doing it soon. Why dad? he asks. Because my arm is getting tired."
"Say what you will about deaf people..."
"FDA should require Starbucks baristas/cashiers to be calorie counters. ""Here's change of 50 and that's 1,073 calories of your Venti Frap."""