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Joke of the Day
"You ever heard the joke about the sandwich?.... ...I heard it was full of bologna"
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"We shouldn't be donating money to 'Doctors without Borders' We should donate borders instead"
"Read out loud for full affect * ""Knock knock"" * ""Who's there"" * ""I eat mop"" * ""I eat mop who"" * *que laughter Gets em every time"
"How do you get a blonde on the roof? Say the drinks are on the house"
"What was the old lady's favourite type of wine? ""Why don't you ever take me to Florida?"" Courtesy of my Nana."
"Guns don't kill people... Husbands that come home early from work do."
"What did the Father Buffalo say to his boy as he was leaving for college? Bi son (dangit, not sure how I tagged it dirty. Submitted on my phone through BaconReader)"
"Laughter is not the best medicine. Please take your medicine."
"What's the difference between a zombie and a redneck? One is a brainless, dirty, slow moving abomination, and the other is a zombie."
"Wer is there **knock knock** *Who's there* Dewey *Dewey who* Dewey have to use a condom"