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Joke of the Day

"I can make you speak Irish Say ""Whale oil beef hooked"" quickly"

"[NSFW] Offensive as Fuck What's big and blue and has 300 nipples? The dumpster outside the breast cancer clinic."

"My grandad used to swear by refrigerators. And televisions. In fact, he was probably the most foul-mouthed member of staff Comet ever had."

"Did you know diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans."

"Grilled cheeses are the sweatpants of sandwiches."

"Father: Son at your age Winston Churchill used be up and out for his morning walk at 5 a.m.. Son: Dad at your age he had become the Prime Minister of England."

"My friend didn't like the fridge I got him for his birthday..... But you should've seen his face light up when he opened it."

"I found out my best friend was a heroin addict... Needles to say, that friendship ended quickly."

"What's Rihanna's favorite type of apple? She doesn't have one. She'll eat anyone that's bruised!"

"Wanna hear a joke? Me too"