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Joke of the Day
"I can make you speak Irish Say ""Whale oil beef hooked"" quickly"
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"Did you hear about the avon lady ? Max Factor"
"What's a gambler's favorite time of day? 10 to 1."
"Why did the python do national service ? He was coiled up !"
"The sound of children laughing makes me happy. Unless I'm home alone and my power goes out."
"Knock, knock... Chicken combo... Why did the chicken cross the road? *I don't know. Why did the chicken cross the road?* To go and see ugly... Knock, Knock *Who's there?* **The chicken**"
"Say what you will about Kombucha... ...It's just not my cup of tea."
"What do you call rich Mexicans? The Juan percent."
"What do you call it when a man screams at a woman Abuse What do you call it when a woman screams at a man Feminism"
"QUESTION: What were the very first straws made of? ANSWER: Straw."