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Joke of the Day

"A mama's boy is frantically running out of a strip club yelling... MY MOMMA TOLD ME IF I EVER CAME INTO A PLACE LIKE THIS I'D TURN INTO STONE. AND I FEEL IT'S STARTING"

"My kid just randomly recited my wife's cell phone number that we had no idea he knew. Now we're getting fitted for suits and hitting Vegas."

"Martin Shkreli's life was such a joke he was born on April 1st..."

"Do you think anyone has ever superglued a pair of sunglasses to their face. Wow I hope so. The ultimate level of coolness"

"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None! ... They just beat the room for being black."

"Why do women fake orgasms? Because they think we care."

"What do you call people who hang out with musicians? Drummers"

"Mom always told me to eat my vegetables... I never could though, the wheelchair was just too gross."

"The hipster A hipster was traveling down some river rapids. He came across a fork in the river and decided to take the left fork because the right was too mainstream"

"Naughty Women People have become very naughty on whatsapp.. Even married women have put their status as AVAILABLE. [Funny Status](http://franksms.com/funny-status-for-you/)"