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Joke of the Day
"Her: Are you okay? Me: Yea, Great! This isn't even my blood!"
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"The wife said that a dwarf felt her tit the other day."
"My wife tried to make antimatter in the kitchen But she ran out of counterspace"
"How do you circumcise a hillbilly ? Kick his sister in the jaw"
"*Soccer Commentator* 'Adopted Children F.C. are having a great season, they might even make the playoffs this year if they can sort out their weakest position.' 'Nobody wants to be left back!'"
"Last week I ordered a vault and some speakers Today they arrived, safe and sound."
"""What if we just throw some pretty-colored marshmallows in with some cat food?"" -inventor of Lucky Charms"
"MFW I'm bread and I have to remind people to put the twist tie back on the packaging Fuck I mold"
"What's the most overused joke nowadays? Donald Trump"
"Few disc jockeys ever graduate to horses."