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Joke of the Day
"What did the Mexican kid get for his birthday? My bike :("
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"Ways To Win My Heart: 1) Be smoking hot 2) Be thin 3) Be a pig 4) Be bacon"
"Why did the band 999 megabytes break up? Because they couldn't get a gig."
"The Grapes of Wrath 2: The Raisins of Revenge"
"Found in a bar in Charleston... What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean. * rim shot *"
"If a man says he is going to fix something he will. There is no need for a women to ask every 6 months about it"
"I told my girlfriend that she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised."
"Yet another tragedy struck the music world today. Police responded from a call to a California hotel room occupied by Justin Beiber. When they arrived on the scene, he was still alive."
"What's the best angle to tackle a problem? The try-angle"
"Starbucks, where 11 members of staff frantically do things behind the counter, yet not one of these things appears to resemble a hot drink"