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Joke of the Day

"I only star inspirational tweets from 15 year-old white girls, because they've obviously got the deepest insight into the human experience."

"what do you call Coq Au Vin made with Two Buck Chuck? Chick n' Chuck!"

"Hear about the kidnapping at school? Don't worry he woke up"

"I slapped a girl in the face at the bar last night ... She told me her name!! Edit: I made up this while waiting for GoT. Please don't get mad. ^I'm ^^pathic ^^^and ^^^^awkward."

"Girl you remind me of a... (insert insult here)"

"What's the world's longest sentence? .... I do."

"A midget once smoked a lot of weed... He got medium."

"Bruce Willis found dead.... ....bored with acting"

"Whats the difference between a Priest and Acne? *Acne waits until you're a teen to come on your face* ^^^^^^^^^^edit^^^^^^^^^^, ^^^^^^^^^^grammar"

"If Donald Trump's Hair turns out to be a wig then... There'll be hell Toupee."