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Joke of the Day

"VOICEMAIL: I'm sorry I can't come to the phone right now, my toddler typed the wrong password 200 times so I can't try again until next year"

"What do you call Chinese woman with one leg? Irene."

"Dog poo was thrown over my fence so I went and knocked on my neighbour's door. I wanted to see if I got him."

"What do ghosts watch if they want to relax? Skelly-vision!"

"Why don't parrot's like black people? Because Polly wants a cracker."

"What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party? A Christmas tree. Because they're lit."

"What did the reverend say before eating his salad? Lettuce Pray."

"The crazy thing about insurance is that the best case scenario is you've wasted a bunch of money."

"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? (Say it out) An elephino!"

"What kind of apes can you find swinging on vines? GrApes"