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Joke of the Day
"Whats the difference between an original joke and a repost? I dunno, i just click submit"
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"Like Bjork always says, ""When life gives you lemons, giggle in childish wonder as they confide in you their citrusy secrets."""
"How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but the light bulb has got to *want* to change."
"Sorry if long post, but definitely worth the read 10 million years TL;DR 10 million years"
"I could never be a detective. I can't even solve equations, let alone crimes."
"I thought I fell in love with my blender ...but now I have mixed feelings"
"""Knock Knock."" ""Who's there?"" ""Ghostbusters."" ""Ghostbusters who?"" ""Taco."" Courtesy of my 3-year-old."
"I used to think people who looked for sex on craigslist were rock bottom... Then I discovered twitter."
"I love doing crunches. *crunches Doritos* *crunches popcorn*"
"What happened to the two ants who got into a fight on a toilet seat? They got pissed off."