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Joke of the Day
"Why are many electronics handbooks banned in Germany? diepole"
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"What does a German say at a Dude Ranch? AUDI."
"Two antenna met on a roof... fell in love and got married. The wedding wasn't much but the reception was *excellent*."
"My internet has been out for 24 hours and now my kids are moving out. That was easy."
"what did they call the hooker who only slept with vegetarians? a herbiwhore"
"Sometimes it's nice to feel another body pressed up against your own, even if rigor mortis has already set it."
"""Nine Foods You Should Never Eat Again"" Also known as the contents of my refrigerator."
"My girlfriend's body is like poetry... ...It bores me. *I really love my girlfriend, and her body is not like poetry, just so ya know :p"
"I heard a joke about the swiss the other day But the punch line was too cheesy to repeat."
"My wife says I have a drinking problem.. I don't remember ever getting blackout drunk though."