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Joke of the Day
"Which song title makes an Ape heartsick? Gorilla My Dreams!"
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"Joke of The Day 6/9/14 Slept like a log last night........Woke up in the fireplace."
"Who's the most famous chair tester? Mike Easter"
"I'm the guy that lures fragile old ladies into my windowless van at night with Werthers Originals.Then safley escort them to the bingo hall."
"What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!"
"I just published a satirical critique of the Russian government and Putin hasn't sent anyone to kill me yet. I'm radiating with joy."
"A parabola walked into a bar... It walked out again"
"Two dinosaurs walk into a bar.. I couldn't believe it. (Got this from a comedy show)"
"Why are the Greeks so in debt? They demand credit for everything"
"Why did I cross the road? Because your mom was on the other side.."