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Joke of the Day
"Want to hear an awesome lyrebird impression? You just did."
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"Dear Algebra.. Stop asking us to find your X She's gone bro."
"Soviet Russia In Soviet Russia, Turkey shoots you!"
"If I have an addiction to masturbation And I suddenly develop it into an addiction to sex, does that mean my addiction is getting out of hand?"
"There is this new awesome technology to do group chats... It's called ""put your damn phone away and join the conversation!"""
"Name a famous robber! Cops!"
"Why does Snoop Dogg always carry around an umbrella? Fo drizzle"
"Me:Thank you, he's so hot I don't even know what I want to do first...Grandma: (interrupting) Okay, can someone else say the prayer please?"
"What's the plural of ""Referendum""? Riots."
"I believe in God and have a sense of humor about it. But when you insist that makes me an idiot, you sound as tolerant as Mel Gibson."