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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? 30 pounds. OK Ladies - if you didn't like that - what's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? 45 minutes."

"Jokes don't kill people people who don't get jokes kill people."

"*walks into interview* Thanks for coming in today. I'm Mr. Maballsonya, but please call me Phil. *walks out of interview*"

"The most perfect method to say the perfect punch-line. /pnt.lan/ assuming of course you know how to read ""phonetic transcription""."

"Making a Good Analogy is as Hard as... As hard as... As hard as..."

"I just came across a group of elderly fish... Old School."

"what did the ocean say to the other ocean ? nothing they just waved."

"The first time your mom saw me naked She asked for an epidural"

"Why the long face ? A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face ? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic."

"What do you call Nazis from San Francisco? Bay Aryans"