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Joke of the Day

"Some days I'm more on than off, but most days I'm just a moron."

"The best ""Ben Dover"" type of names you know thread. I just used one of these types of names as a joke earlier and realized I don't know that many of them. I bet reddit knows a lot of them!"

"What do scientists and vegetables have in common? Stephen Hawking"

"I think the term copycat serial killer is a bullshit term. They can't kill the same people as the other guy"

"What idiot called it ""Fox News"" and not ""white whine""?"

"Why did the dish and spoon hide their computer? The cat kept fiddling with i.t."

"Friend: How do you spell ""SHOP""? Me: S-H-O-P Friend: How do you say it? Me: ""Shop"" Friend: What do you do when you get to a green light?"

"I bet if I were a MAN Apple wouldn't tell me my password ideas are weak."

"July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? i think not."

"Any governments / terrorist groups looking to rule by fear should get some tips from spiders."