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Joke of the Day
"What kind of fish has two knees? A tunee fish."
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"Eight bytes walk into a bar The bartender asks, ""can I get you something?"" ""Yeah"", the bytes reply, ""make us a double"""
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"What do you call four mexicans in quick sand? Quatro, cinco."
"My daughter is at that awkward age where she doesn't want to wear the same dirty clothes to school all week long"
"What's the difference between Light and Hard? You can sleep with a light on"
"I used to go out with a girl who had a wooden leg. Everything went smoothly, then I broke it off."
"My grandma got her bathroom redone with this sparkly gold-specked tile and she just called it her ""golden shower"" so goodnight."
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"Have you noticed that the ""&"" symbol looks like a guy dragging his ass across the floor?"