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Joke of the Day

"When a jury found Chuck Norris guilty of murder, the judge sentenced himself to death rather than sentencing Chuck Norris to anything."

"What's green, slimey and smells like pork? Kermit's finger."

"How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? ""Juan"""

"According to the white girl weather report, today will be ""suuuuper duper sunny"" with a high of ""ughhhh"" and a low of ""fuh-reezing!"""

"Second chances: When it just didn't hurt enough the first time."

"""Waiter!"" shouted the furious diner ""How dare you serve me this! There's a damn TWIG in my soup!"" ""My apologies"" said the waiter. ""I'll inform the branch manager."""

"My parents are in town and said they'd be at my house in ten minutes, and I'm wondering if that's enough time to build a moat."

"Sign in restaurant window: ""Eat now - Pay waiter."""

"A tapdancer walks into a room and looks at the floor. ""I'd tap that."""

"Let's try something different: How about anonymous white people arguing with one another viciously on the internet? Has that been tried yet?"