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Joke of the Day
"It is impossible to simultaneously keep up a) hope and b) with the Kardashians."
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"How do you describe Catwoman in one word? Purrfect"
"What do liberals and homeless people have in common? They are always asking for change."
"Chicken and a frog found a book The chicken says ""book book book BOOK!'' The frog responds ''Read it Read it Read it!''"
"what's the difference between a subtraction sign and a feminist a subtraction sign actually makes a difference"
"My mom thought my laptop on the floor was a scale. My mom weighs 800 dollars"
"I saw a group of kids trying to put another kid into a dumpster. I had to step in, they couldn't even lift him. We high-fived & laughed."
"'100% Yes!' '1000% Yes!!' '1,000,000% Yes!!!' I wish the X Factor judges would stop trying to top each other... and just top themselves."
"I'm not saying I've gained weight, I'm just saying I don't think my belt buckle should be facing the ground..."
"How do you make black people break out into song? Put em' to work!... On a gospel record."