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Joke of the Day
"It is impossible to simultaneously keep up a) hope and b) with the Kardashians."
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"What is the dumbest animal in the jungle ? The Polar Bear."
"Judge: You stated that the stairs went down to the basement is that correct? A: Yes. Judge: And these same stairs did the also go up?"
"Knock-Knock [pic]"
"Jimmy Kimmel and the Fine Brothers working together [NSFW] Pornhub acquires Twitch"
"Why are 9/11 victims the best readers? They can go through 94 stories in seconds! Edit: Please don't hurt me."
"Why was the dog shaking? He had Barkinson's"
"What does a Scottish cat say? Mee yew!"
"How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat? When she can fit into your wife's clothes"
"Greece just demanded royalties from all countries in the world for using democracy ""As for Russia, they don't have to pay us anything""- Greek Prime Minister Alexis Tsipras clarified earlier today."