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Joke of the Day
"Which city u cannot enter? ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Next Joke
"You gotta hand it to the blind prostitute. .. ..."
"Just been up in the loft getting the Christmas tree down, and I found a present from last year which we must have forgotten to give to the kids... ...shame really, they would have loved a kitten."
"A scientist walked into a room that was -273C Don't worry though, he was 0K"
"If you're cold, stand in the corner It's usually 90 degrees"
"Helped a homeless guy move today... I picked up his vomit and threw it across the street."
"There's something really addictive about Brownies... ... I think it's their exotic accent."
"[plays dead to stop a bear from chasing me but then it plays dead next to me and we end stargazing together, forming a spiritual connection]"
"Is it just me... ...or are circles pointless?"
"I read that Hebrew lesson book so many times, I know it from back to front."