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Joke of the Day
"Which city u cannot enter? ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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"Squaring numbers are just like women If they are under 13 just do 'em in your head"
"How do you call Kanye West's pizza? Cheezy Jeezy."
"Why should you distrust atoms? Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos."
"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang a picture of Jesus."
"One day, long, long ago, there lived a woman who did not whine, nag, or complain. But it was a long time ago, and it was just for that one day."
"People don't like my jokes. People don't like my jokes, and that's fine because I'm not punny."
"Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony; he stuck a feather in his hat, and called it macaroni... That folks, is what drugs do to you."
"How do women defy the laws of physics? The heavier they are, the easier to pick up!"
"[Looking at ultrasound monitor with my wife] Wife: Look at it's little heart beating! Isn't it amazing... Me: It looks like a crossiant"