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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fish with no ""eyes""? Fsh"
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"How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Hella."
"Local News Reports a Kidnapping at a School It's okay though, she woke up."
"Don't you just hate it when ... You can't understand what your girl is trying to say? Take a step back and what's she's trying to say will become a lot clearer"
"Why does Dr.Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife died."
"We all sprang from apes, but you didn't spring far enough."
"When a woman asks for some time, and some space... ... she's trying to calculate speed"
"I fired a man named Diarrhea today... His shit wasn't together"
"""Police! Open up!"" ""No, you're gonna yell at me"""
"an octopus is just a wet spider"