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Joke of the Day

"Why don't you eat a girl out first thing in the morning? Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich?"

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"I just saw a poster that said ""have you seen this man?"" With a number to call... So I called the number and told them ""No."""
"Why did Jesus hang on the cross for three days? He forgot the safe word."
"I do not like them in my inbox. I do not like them from a blond fox. I do not like your webcam spam. I do not like them, Scam I Am."
"What would have happened if asians had committed the attacks of 9/11? 10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion"
"What does Rihanna think of Chris Brown? beats me"
"If you are making love to music, use live album cos you get a round of applause every 3 minutes."
"I know a lot of jokes about unemployed people. But none of them work"
"Ellen Pao is actually right and we should respect her decisions ^jk ^lol"
"The guy who discovered boomerangs must have been terrified"
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