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Joke of the Day
"What's the worst thing about sex? Buffering."
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"So I asked my friend what ADHD was... He told me ""It's was like a better quality version of."""
"Today. I. Realized. That. Typing. Like. This. Doesn't. Make. Your. Point. Stronger. It. Makes. You. Look. Like. Your. Computer. Has. Asthma"
"Think the walk of shame sucks now, imagine doing it in the 80s in corduroy pants. Everyone heard you leaving."
"So I just flew in from Cleveland And boy are my arms tired."
"50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick."
"My girlfriend's dad wouldn't let us sleep together which is a shame because he's very attractive"
"What's a lawyer's favourite pastry? Suet"
"How does every racist joke start? By looking over your shoulder"