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Joke of the Day
"What's the worst thing about sex? Buffering."
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"When one door closes another one opens. ... Or you could just re-open the closed door. Because that's how doors work...!!"
"There are certain people who assume that I'm intelligent. These people aren't aware that I cannot tear off perforated paper."
"The only thing better than sarcasm... is irony."
"children crying as stepdad attempts to overturn custom t-shirt mall kiosk that accidentally typed ""#2 dad"" on his photo, stepdad also crying"
"What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War? Juan down, a million more to go."
"I knew a guy who was dyslexic... ...but he was also cross-eyed, so everything came out right."
"I asked my North Korean friend how it was there.. .. he said he couldn't complain."
"My Iguana has been having trouble getting enough blood into his weenus; he has areptile dysfunction."
"Racist Maths If Steve has $20 and Tyrone takes $16, what color is Tyrone?"