youngman Quotes
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“What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money.”
- Henny Youngman
“When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.”
- Henny Youngman
“What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money.”
- Henny Youngman
“My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash.”
- Henny Youngman
“I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.”
- Henny Youngman
“My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad but New York City?”
- Henny Youngman
“Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.”
- Henny Youngman
“If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.”
- Henny Youngman
“Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.”
- Henny Youngman
“If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.”
- Henny Youngman