wife Quotes

“I haven't got a car or a house. I've got a wife, but I didn't pay for her! I spend all my money on my glorious wife. She's here with a knife at my throat!”

“My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.”

“The true index of a man's character is the health of his wife.”

“Caesar might have married Cleopatra, but he had a wife at home. There's always something.”

“Ages of experience have taught humanity that the commitment of a husband and wife to love and to serve one another promotes the welfare of children and the stability of society.”

“For every quarrel a man and wife have before others, they have a hundred when alone.”

“To be intimate with a married man, when my own father cheated on my mother, is not something I could forgive. I could not look at myself in the morning if I did that. I wouldn't be attracted to a man who would cheat on his wife.”

“Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage they are giving evidence at a coroner's inquest.”

“My wife and I have been together since 1986. I graduated in '86 and she graduated in '88. We began dating when she was 17. Actually she turned 18 when we started kissing and stuff.”

“I always wanted my music to influence the life you were living emotionally - with your family, your lover, your wife, and, at a certain point, with your children.”