tomlin Quotes

“Remember we're all in this alone.”

“We're all in this alone.”

“The best mind-altering drug is the truth.”

“Don't be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.”

“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.”

“If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?”

“If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?”

“Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?”

“Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.”

“I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.”