surprise Quotes

“In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on 'The Golden Girls.' They age you so fast.”

“Old age comes on suddenly, and not gradually as is thought.”

“You just never know when you're living in a golden age.”

“Age becomes reality when you hear someone refer to that attractive young woman standing next to the woman in the green dress, and you find that you're the one in the green dress.”

“Old age is the most unexpected of all the things that can happen to a man.”

“Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.”