seinfeld Quotes

“It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.”

“Well, all comedy starts with anger. You get angry, and its never for a good reason, right? You know its not a good reason. And then you try and work it from there.”

“You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'”

“The first real thought that I had of something that I might do was to write for car magazines, because I always had a car thing.”

“I love being a dad. I just love it.”

“Once you start doing only what you've already proven you can do, you're on the road to death.”

“There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.”

“A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.”

“It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.”

“Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.”