rogan Quotes

“The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone.”

“I had a sense of who I was before I got famous.”

“The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh.”

“If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.”

“I really feel like it's a travesty to make a child famous. I really do.”

“I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But I'm not going to go out of my way.”

“I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking.”

“That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.”

“Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.”

“I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking.”