pick Quotes

“It's amazing to me that young people will still pick up a cigarette.”

“Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible.”

“Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible.”

“I don't get rattled about the big things. I get rattled when I have to pick up my laundry, get gas in the car, pick up a script.”

“A man has a tendency to accept you the way you are, while most women immediately start to pick flaws and want to change you.”

“As a standup, I try to change the world. As an entertainer, I try to entertain. And as a lesbian, I try to pick up the prettiest girl in the room.”

“Pick up a rifle and you change instantly from a subject to a citizen.”

“I can't wait for my little sisters to start dating, because it will really be fun to pick on their boyfriends.”

“One thing about being famous is the people around you, you pay all their bills so they very rarely disagree with you because they want you to pick up the check.”

“When I was younger I used to pick things just to face the fear.”