lynde Quotes

“I wish I had the nerve not to tip.”

“I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me.”

“Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household.”

“Learning lines is on my mind until I do know them. I'll read the paper or paint the house to keep from starting to memorize. I've never found an easy way.”

“I was obsessed with being rich and famous.”

“I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.”

“I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.”

“My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his sons, I was the only one he could trust to sell as well as he could. I was proud of that.”

“Politicians... talk in generalities and lies, and I think they've caused all our grief. They're so awful, they're really funny. I hate thinking this because my dad loved politics.”

“Politicians... talk in generalities and lies, and I think they've caused all our grief. They're so awful, they're really funny. I hate thinking this because my dad loved politics.”