jokes Quotes
Daily selection of quotes about jokes.
“The jokes are great but what really matters for a comedian is his performance, his whole attitude, and the laughs that he gets between the jokes rather than on top of the jokes.”
- Jack Dee
“It got very tedious saying the same jokes in the same way with the same attitude.”
- Norm MacDonald
“When I turned about 12 or 13, I realised that being funny wasn't about remembering jokes. It was about creating them.”
- Paul Merton
“All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.”
- Mitch Hedberg
“One can always come up with funny lists and jokes. You know what? I take it back. Not everyone can always come up with funny lists and some jokes. I'm very lucky to have a gift where I can do that pretty ably.”
- John Hodgman
“Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.”
- George Eliot
“A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.”
- George Eliot
“My whole family is very sarcastic and constantly making jokes.”
- Emily Deschanel