irony Quotes

“Childhood: the period of human life intermediate between the idiocy of infancy and the folly of youth - two removes from the sin of manhood and three from the remorse of age.”

“Pretend to be dumb, that's the only way to reach old age.”

“We try, we fail, we posture, we aspire, we pontificate - and then we age, shrink, die, and vanish.”

“The people who live in a golden age usually go around complaining how yellow everything looks.”

“This is the first age that's ever paid much attention to the future, which is a little ironic since we may not have one.”

“It takes a long time to become young.”

“While I had often said that I wanted to die in bed, what I really meant was that in my old age I wanted to be stepped on by an elephant while making love.”

“Old age: I fall asleep during the funerals of my friends.”