humor Quotes
Daily selection of quotes about humor.
“Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.”
- Maurice Chevalier
“I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere.”
- George Burns
“Age is not important unless you're a cheese.”
- Helen Hayes
“I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me.”
- Stephen Fry
“I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.”
- George Burns
“I must confess, I was born at a very early age.”
- Groucho Marx
“Although it is generally known, I think it's about time to announce that I was born at a very early age.”
- Douglas Horton
“I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.”
- Bob Hope
“Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.”
- George Burns
“The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers.”
- Dave Barry