humor Quotes

“Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.”

“I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere.”

“Age is not important unless you're a cheese.”

“I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me.”

“I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.”

“I must confess, I was born at a very early age.”

“Although it is generally known, I think it's about time to announce that I was born at a very early age.”

“I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.”

“Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.”

“The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers.”