gum Quotes

“This will never be a civilized country until we spend more money for books than we do for chewing gum.”

“I never think it's right to chew gum in front of other people, but a lot of times I'll come in for a meeting chewing gum and I'll forget I'm chewing it. Then you don't want to swallow it because it stays in your system for seven years or something, so I've asked to throw it away. I've started to wonder if that's why I didn't get certain movies.”

“I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality.”

“I pop gum. My parents get so annoyed with me. I know my dad wishes he never taught me how to do that.”

“She can't even chew gum and walk in a straight line, let alone write a book.”

“TV is chewing gum for the eyes.”