cop Quotes

“The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.”

“My dad was a homicide cop in the gay neighborhood in the city when gay neighborhoods were desperate, depressing, sad places run by the mob. The only gay people he'd met when I came out to him were corpses.”

“Well, for one thing, you know my dad was a cop.”

“People don't know where to place me. Terry Gilliam used me as a quirky cop in 'Twelve Monkeys', and then he hired me again to be an effeminate hotel clerk in 'Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas'. Another time, I was shooting this indie film 'The Souler Opposite' and six days a week, I'm playing this big puppy dog, then I come to the 'NYPD Blue' set and become this scumbag.”

“If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.”

“G.I. humor is similar to cop humor.”