cleese Quotes

“If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?”

“He who laughs most, learns best.”

“You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change.”

“I just think that sometimes we hang onto people or relationships long after they've ceased to be of any use to either of you. I'm always meeting new people, and my list of friends seems to change quite a bit.”

“I want to write a book which is the history of comedy.”

“I can't tell you how scary it can be walking onto a movie and suddenly joining this family, it's like going to somebody else's Christmas dinner, everyone knows everyone, and you're there and you're not quite sure what you're supposed to be doing.”

“I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.”

“I think that money spoils most things, once it becomes the primary motivating force.”

“You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change.”