beer Quotes

“Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.”

“How many times have you been out for a beer or dinner and people are coming up with business ideas? Everybody wants to think they've got that great business idea.”

“I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.”

“In the summer we graduated we flipped out completely, drinking beer, cruising in our cars and beating up each other. It was a crazy summer. That's when I started to be interested in girls.”

“Rugby is great. The players don't wear helmets or padding they just beat the living daylights out of each other and then go for a beer. I love that.”

“Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don't know where the bathroom is.”

“I've only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror.”

“I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.”

“Religions change; Beer and Wine remain.”

“I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler. I don't like beer.”