bank Quotes
Daily selection of quotes about bank.
“I used to have a theory actually that, if you've had a good childhood, a good marriage and a little bit of money in the bank, you're going to make a lousy comedian.”
- David Steinberg
“I've looked after my money. As I started working around my third birthday, my first check went straight to the bank.”
- Samantha Barks
“There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto.”
- Phyllis Diller
“I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.”
- Paula Poundstone
“If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.”
- Woody Allen
“If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive to the family life and your bank account.”
- Al Goldstein
“They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?”
- Casey Stengel
“I wouldn't change a thing - except my bank balance.”
- Johnny Thunders
“If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive to the family life and your bank account.”
- Al Goldstein
“Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook, and a good digestion.”
- Jean-Jacques Rousseau