bank Quotes

“I've looked after my money. As I started working around my third birthday, my first check went straight to the bank.”

“If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem.”

“If you spend your life competing with business men, what do you have? A bank account and ulcers!”

“If bad things are going to be said about me, I have to bear that. If I don't understand that it's part of being in show business, then I'd better go work in a bank.”

“While the river of life glides along smoothly, it remains the same river only the landscape on either bank seems to change.”

“I wouldn't change a thing - except my bank balance.”

“If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive to the family life and your bank account.”

“People under the influence of cults is similar to that we observe in addicts. Typical behaviour for both includes draining bank accounts, neglecting children, destroying relations with family and losing interest in anything except the drug or cult.”

“They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?”

“I put my money in the bank: I have to think of life after modeling, when I'm not famous any more.”