bank Quotes

“I used to have a theory actually that, if you've had a good childhood, a good marriage and a little bit of money in the bank, you're going to make a lousy comedian.”

“I've looked after my money. As I started working around my third birthday, my first check went straight to the bank.”

“There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto.”

“I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.”

“If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.”

“If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive to the family life and your bank account.”

“They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?”

“I wouldn't change a thing - except my bank balance.”

“If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive to the family life and your bank account.”

“Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook, and a good digestion.”