ass Quotes

“My dad always used to tell me that if they challenge you to an after-school fight, tell them you won't wait-you can kick their ass right now.”

“I really enjoy theater. I just went to see 'Death of a Salesman,' and it knocked me on my ass.”

“I think every good Christian ought to kick Falwell right in the ass.”

“If an ass goes travelling he will not come home a horse.”

“You gotta love livin', baby, 'cause dyin' is a pain in the ass.”

“Cancer has been unfortunately in my life. My mom's best friend is kicking ass in her battle with breast cancer. Both of my grandmas had cancer. I recently lost a friend to cancer.”

“The trouble with our people is as soon as they got out of slavery they didn't want to give the white man nothing else. But the fact is, you got to give em something. Either your money, your land, your woman or your ass.”

“I have never seen an ass who talked like a human being, but I have met many human beings who talked like asses.”