I think because I became a mom later in life, everything in life means more.
→God lets you be successful because he trusts you that you will do the right thing with it. Now, does he get disappointed often? All the time, because people get there and they forget how they got it.
→What mom cares about most is that I'm happy, healthy and enjoying my life.
→Whether it's viewers of the show or readers of my columns and books, I'm consistently impressed with their wit, humor and insight. That goes for about 95 percent of the audience. The other five percent are why the 'Delete' option and restraining orders were invented.
→Great art picks up where nature ends.
→Being in 'Us Weekly' does not make you famous.
→When humor goes, there goes civilization.
→Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like an orange.
→There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation.
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