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Quote of the Day
I don't have a fear factor. Well, not much of one. And I'm willing to risk quite a lot - as a comedian, you're always risking a lot. You're risking failure, especially if you're improvising and going on TV shows trying to make comedy out of thin air. That is quite a risky business.
- David Walliams
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I tried marriage. I'm 0 for 3 with the marriage thing. So, being a ballplayer - I believe in numbers. I'm not going 0 for 4. I'm not wearing a golden sombrero.
→Since graduation, I have measured time in 4-by-5-inch pieces of paper, four days on the left and three on the right. Every social engagement, interview, reading, flight, doctor's appointment, birthday and dry-cleaning reminder has been handwritten between metal loops.
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→Equality is not in regarding different things similarly, equality is in regarding different things differently.
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→A just and reasonable modesty does not only recommend eloquence, but sets off every great talent which a man can be possessed of.
→I think it's always funny when somebody thinks you're going to do something super sexy and then you don't.
→Species go extinct because there are historical contraints built into a given body or a given design.
→I literally have meetings at eight o'clock in the morning, and I finish at nine o'clock at night. It sounds pathetic, but I don't even have time to go shopping.
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