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Joke of the Day

"What does electron and proton say when they go to war? Chaaaarge!!"

"So my new Quantum Computer finally arrived today... ...inside the box, all I found was a dead cat :("

"Abortions........ Really suck the life outta you"

"People who wait 3 hours to respond to a text ""LOL"" should be punched in the neck. Your not fooling anybody. You weren't LOLing that long."

"Abraham Lincoln had a very hard childhood he had to walk 7 miles to school everyday. Well he should have got up earlier and caught the school bus like everyone else !"

"What do you call an expert in psychedelics? A trip advisor."

"My wife told me I'm fantastic at cutting up cheese I told her she's greater"

"Wife A wife is like a hand grenade. Remove the ring, and your house is gone."

"I understand that your heart is in the right place. Unfortunately, your head is up your ass, and I ain't goin in after it."

"I'm starting a secret society for people who have been banned from other secret societies. It's called The Illuminaughty. (Don't tell anyone, though. It's a secret.)"