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Joke of the Day
"Life is like a box of chocolates... it doesn't last long if you're fat."
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"*Indian Accent* I would make a your mom joke... but cows are sacred in my country."
"This morning I called work and told them I came down sick with Anal Glaucoma. And I couldn't see my ass making it in to work today."
"How does a physicist exercise? By pumping ion!"
"It's good to know how to jerk off sometimes... It comes in handy."
"What do single people call Valentine's Day? Independence Day"
"You know that schizophrenic hobo that has nonsensical conversations with himself? That's Twitter in real life."
"I had a joke about wet floors but it must have slipped my mind"
"Why doesn't democracy work in china? Because no one wants to hold an erection."
"Confucius say..... Confucius say man drunk in cemetery make grave mistakes"