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Joke of the Day

"Every time this gets RTed a member of Congress gets kicked in the groin."

"What did the comedian say to the girl who looked like a virgin? ""You have untapped potential"""

"I farted in the apple store and everyone got pissed not my fault they don't have windows"

"What do you call a wall st. executive that sucks at his job and is obsessed with his ex girlfriend? A broke stalker!"

"I checked an anti-gravity book out of the library... I just can't put it down."

"I'm trying to imagine you with a personality."

"An economist was given the choice between participating in a marathon and just a quick race. He preferred the long run over the short run."

"What do you call nudes from the 90s hot mail"

"My dog is completely exhausted from destroying everything in my house"

"If Trump wins, I'm leaving the country. If Hillary wins, I'm leaving the country. This isn't a political joke, I just really wanna travel."