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Joke of the Day
"What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? He wiped his butt!"
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"What do a porn star and an IT security analyst have in common? Both do penetration testing."
"THE RIGHT ONE HOW CAN YOU BE CERTAIN YOU FOUND THE RIGHT ONE? AFTER YOU PASS GAS,THEY HAVENT FILED FOR AN ORDER OF PROTECTION"
"I want to pass away peacefully, in my sleep, like my Grandpa did. Not screaming in a car crash like the passengers in his car."
"Why don't native Americans like snow? Because it's white and all over their land."
"My wife has just left me for Arnold Schwarzenegger. She'll be back."
"Q: When does an Irish potato change nationality? A: When it's french fried."
"Trust is the most important thing in a relationship. After all, if you can't trust your girlfriend, how do you know she won't tell your wife?"
"dear yahoo answers, i have a life question and i would like some bad advice and a link to a blog"
"doctor: ""how much exercise do you do per week?"" me: ""um.. does sex count? doctor: ""yes"" me: ""absolutely none"""