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Joke of the Day

"If I had a time machine, I'd just keep going back every 8-9 hours so I could sleep more."

"Who the hell is this Rorschach guy? And why does he keep drawing pictures of my parents fighting?"

"Bruce Willis is never content with how hard he dies."

"A Joke without a joke is a big joke"

"So my great-grandpa died at Auschwitz.... An overused joke fell on top of him and crushed him."

"What do you call a cow that's cold and angry? BURRRR...GERRRRRRR edit: Thought of this last night when eating my burger and my friend said that the burgers were cold, lol."

"Mr Monster: Oi hurry up with my supper. Mrs Monster: Oh do be quiet I've only got three pairs of hands."

"Wouldn't mind having a bonus hole that fireworks shot out of when I got confused."

"I want to China town today I saw a lot of wangs."

"""The toilet is overflowing."" -Sir Isaac Newton"